We read Stephen King’s It for bookclub, and I was inspired by Pennywise the Clown to make a nice little produce sculpture to take with. Veggiewise the Clown. I cracked up when my friends were really hesitant to sample my little crudite display. He is a little bit more off-putting than our treats of Halloweens past…..
Edit: September 2019. I’ve been getting a lot of emails asking for a little more detail about Veggiewise, so I thought I’d add it in here. 😀
Veggiewise’s components
Overall face – Cauliflower florets
Hair – Grape tomatoes and irregular slices of sweet red bell pepper
Framing the top of his head – Irregular slices of green bell pepper
Ruffled collar – Green zucchini and yellow squash ribbons create with a vegetable peeler.
His clown top – Yellow squash, halved the long way and then sliced into half moons
His clown top poofball – Baby carrots standing upright in a happy little bouquet
Eyebrows – Kalamata olives
Eyes – Radishes with green olive irises, and Kalamata olive trimmings and green pepper triangles
Nose – Radish and Kalamata olives
Mouth – The bottom of a sweet red bell pepper. It’s much easier to sculp if you choose a really fat-bottomed pepper. They make the produce world go round. The teeth are trimmed almond slivers over a Kalamata olive background.
For the dip, I made float out of Kalamata olive slices. They float really well. My dip is ranch, but since this is the old-school Pennywise, it would be heeelarious to make a Curry dip for Tim Curry. I really need to make the new Bill Skarsgård version. That would be some mighty terrifying produce.
Tools. I am a knife enthusiast. Here’s my collection. I have two very favorite knives for produce sculpture. They are wonderfully comfortable to work with for long periods of time and cut just so well. They are both full tang, which means that the blade runs the full length of the handle, so you don’t have to worry about it ever separating.
Wusthof Trident Classic Ikon 7” Santoku Knife
Wusthof Classic Ikon 3-1/2-Inch Paring Knife
Okay, I am personally addicted to epic fails. Here’s one that someone sent me that cracked me up to no end.
And here’s a link to my own epic fail… and some flippin’ delicious popcorn if you need a treat right now. Jen’s defeated Santas. Happy Halloween, everybody!
Henry the rat (he’s not real!) wants some nice werewolf paws and mummy dogs. Yum. The werewolf paws are just chicken with 4 cuts to make fingers, sprinkled with paprika (and garlic), decorated with olive half nails, and baked off.
Jack-o-peppers
Poor pumpkin. We think he had too much beer after his guac.
Halloween cut out cookies. Gingerdead Men and Sweet Spirits cookies.
Pinterest? Sure!
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Here’s a link to my cookbook reviews on Pinterest.
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My Vitamix. It’s a 5200. The best!
Escali Primo P115C Precision Kitchen Food Scale
My favorite knife. It’s a 7″ full tang Santoku. I chose the Ikon handle design, which is wonderfully ergonomic. I have spent hours on a produce sculpture before and my hand was just as comfy at the end. It’s worth the pennies.
Wusthof WU4176 Classic Ikon 7-Inch Santoku, Hollow Edge, Black
WÜSTHOF CLASSIC IKON 8 Inch Chef’s Knife
My favorite cast iron skillet is a 12″ Lodge dual handle pan. Why, the long handles are too heavy to hold with a single hand when they’re loaded up. Since you’re using two hands anyway, you might as well get the ones that take up less space and stack so much better!
Lodge 12″ dual handle cast-iron pan
Same sheet pan with a cooling rack/roasting rack insert. Ooooo!
I get asked about my spice wall all the time. The magnetic tins on the wall are great for any spices or salt-free blends. Salt corrodes the tins, so anything with salt is in a glass jar on the counter underneath.
Reblogged this on Jennifer Guerrero and commented:
Happy Halloween everyone! I’ll just leave my sweet little produce sculpture here. Pennywise? No, this is Veggiewise the Clown. Everything floats in ranch dip. Yum.
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what ingredient did you use to make the teeth for Pennywise?
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Hi Susan! Thanks for stopping by! Those are just sliced almonds. I used a paring knife to shape them. 😀
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That is amazing!!! wow! you are so talented! great pictures and nice to meet you.
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Thank you so much, Lilly Eve! And nice to meet you, too! 😀
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What did you use for the eyes? I see green olives? What are the slivers?
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Hi Stephen! Thanks for stopping by my site! For the eyes, I carved radishes, then filled them with green olives with a black olive pupil. By slivers, do you mean the teeth? I made those from almonds. If you have anyone with a nut allergy, you could use water chestnuts and maybe stain them with a little soy sauce. Happy produce sculpting!
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Can you please send me the recipe for this!!
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Thank you, Roxanne! I’m taking my birthday kiddo out hiking right now. I’ll try to get some details posted tomorrow!
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Hi Roxanne! I update the post with details. Hope that helps! Happy produce sculpting! ~Jen
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I absolutely love this!! What did u use for the ruffles on collar?
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Thank you so much, LenaMarie! I used a vegetable peeler to make yellow squash ribbons. Hope that helps!
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Hi LenaMarie! I updated the post with some details. Hope that helps! Happy produce sculpting! ~Jen
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Are the yellow slices in bottom squash? Can you send me the recipe/instructions?
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Hi Shannon! Those are squash! I’m taking my birthday kiddo out hiking right now. I’ll try to update this with some details tomorrow! 🙂
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Hi Shannon! I updated the post with details. Hope that helps! Happy produce sculpting! ~Jen
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What did you use to make letters FLOAT on the dip? I got most of the ingredients. Thank you for wonderful idea!
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Thank you so much, Laura! Those are just slices of kalamata olives. They float well. 🤣
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Hi Laura! I updated the post with details. Hope that helps! Happy produce sculpting! ~Jen
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omg love this. need the recipe for it please
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Thank you, Rhonda! I just updated it with details. Hope that helps! Happy sculpting!
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Can you tell me how much of each ingredient was needed to make this. I’m really interested in giving this a try for a party I’m having
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Hi Debbie! I can ballpark it for you, but I’m a massive produce-head, so I don’t mind if I have a fridge full of veggies to use up. Cauliflower – 2 heads, red pepper – 1 (maybe 2), green pepper – 1 (maybe 2), 2 pints grape tomatoes, 3 big radishes, 13 baby carrots, yellow squash – 3, zucchini – 1, 1 green olive, Kalamata olives, ranch dip (I use mix – either Penzeys buttermilk ranch or Hidden Valley Ranch – here’s a comparison: https://jenniferguerrero.com/2018/01/17/jens-jalapeno-buttermilk-ranch-salad-3-ways-carnivore-pescatarian-vegetarian-i-got-you/) Hope that helps and you have fun! 😀
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I love this and making for a Halloween party!! May I ask what float means or is that from the book? Thanks for sharing.
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Hey Liss! Yes, float’s from the book! (And movie!) If you don’t have time to sit down and read a paper copy, the audiobook of IT is just as terrifying! Cheers and happy Halloween to you!
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I’m trying to make this and wow it’s tricky! Where did you start? The face shape or from the top down or bottom up? I can’t get my face to stay shaped!
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Hi Katie! I sculpt and position the eyes and nose first. Then I fill in the center around them and work out. Good luck to you!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Thank you, and a very happy Halloween to you, too, Blackwings666! I’m sitting here waiting for candybeggars, big and small! 😀
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Scary and beautiful 😀
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Thanks Krishna!!
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how many of each veggie did you use
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Hi Sheyenne! I can ballpark it for you, but I’m a massive produce-head, so I don’t mind if I have a fridge full of veggies to use up. Cauliflower – 2 heads, red pepper – 1 (maybe 2), green pepper – 1 (maybe 2), 2 pints grape tomatoes, 3 big radishes, 13 baby carrots, yellow squash – 3, zucchini – 1, 1 green olive, Kalamata olives, ranch dip (I use mix – either Penzeys buttermilk ranch or Hidden Valley Ranch – here’s a comparison: https://jenniferguerrero.com/2018/01/17/jens-jalapeno-buttermilk-ranch-salad-3-ways-carnivore-pescatarian-vegetarian-i-got-you/) Hope that helps and you have fun! 😀
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This is so great! What size pan did you use? 9×13?
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How much of each vegetable/product did you use? I’m trying to figure out how much of each item I need to buy to make this.
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